I would like to propose a toast. A toast to everyone in this class. A toast to the Writers of Sherwood. I remember, back in the ye olde times of Semester One, Ms. Gaines told us “The Novel Project is what separates the men from the boys, and the women from the whiners, as they say.” And it’s true. This class has been a roller coaster. I’ve stressed more over CW homework than any other class this year–even debate, and that’s saying something. I’ve had more VERY late nights with these assignments than any others this year. I’ve nearly screamed, I have shouted, and I’ve practically cried. (Don’t worry, only over this story.)
But I don’t want it to end.
I’ve eaten like a robot through meals, eyes glazed, merely imagining how I’ll write the next scene. I’ve devoured my classmates’ novels, unable to stuff down that nagging feeling that “you’re the worst writer here.” I’ve gotten so nervous my heart has pounded and my hands have nearly shaken as I pressed the “publish” button.
Still don’t want it to end though.
I’d like to propose a toast to all the writers gathered here who got the chance to spill their brains to each other. Before I get too mushy gushy, I suppose we’ll continue to the fun part:
AWARDS.
To start out, my near and dear Fantastic Four.
For Katie, The Thing, author of Ransom:
Ransom is honored with the Best Female Lead in its midst: Beatrix. Beatrix is an artist (and an epic one at that). But she’s also inspiringly resourceful, no matter what crazy situation she’s thrown in. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE: she decides things like this: “Beatrix started worrying less about this relaxed, almost bored, kid murdering her in her sleep and her eyes started getting heavier.” Yup, Bea, sleep is important.
I was going to try to diversify these awards but I can’t help but give Best Male Supporting Character in honor of Peter. I adored him throughout; his shapeshifting nature might daunt some writers in character development, but that certainly didn’t happen here! Peter’s lazy, hilarious, and yet remarkably strong character was one of my favorite parts of Ransom by far. If this is ever sequelfied, DON’T YOU DARE MURDER HIM.
Finally, (yes this is still about the characters) Best Power. Beatrix literally made a dragon, okay? Isn’t that enough said? But seriously, the ability of drawing things to life is so awesome and creative. I loved how the little details of it came into the story, such as her recognizing Peter for the first time. The power would make me the worst perfectionist though…
Madison, The Human Torch, author of Pending:
Best Setting. First, I love how you brought in the train tracks from good old CW11! Second…as if the Pender wasn’t amazing enough, you introduced your readers to Pending. A non-world. (A moment of respect for all Madison’s non-world-building.) This place didn’t have rules, sort of, but still operated in a fascinating way.
This is seriously a no brainer but Best Villain. I cannot get over how chilling and creepy and frightening and creepy and nervewracking and creepy The Pender is. All of your characters were amazing, but The Pender was his own little piece of work.
Speaking of characters…Best Character Introduction. From the unique and intriguing opening line, to the almost competition in how far Greg(ory) would climb, this introduction was incredibly well done. It showed the characters to the readers in a way as if we already knew them; they were relatable best friends with unique quirks, and an interaction that makes you love them so much.
Teresa, Invisible Woman, author of Heir of Diaíresi:
Your first award is that of Best Character That I Love but Can’t for the Life of Me Come Up With a Reason Why. Some of you may get where I’m going with this. This award is so well deserved of Despoina. At first I couldn’t stand her. Then I continued to not stand her. But after time, I grew to look forward to Despoina’s complaints; especially when read in your perfect Despoina voice. I’m glad the whole class got to experience it at least once with the instant classic: “Shut up, Markus!”
The lovely lead, Rozelia earned the Best Inner Dialogue award. Rozelia’s narrative from day one was on point and hilarious. From epic things such as identifying threats in Chapter 1, to sassy remarks such as: “I don’t need to test you since I already know you’re susceptible to magic. So, I get to wipe that smirk off your face,” in Chapter 4.
For the third and final award, I give Best Dead-Not-Dead Explanation. I kind of raved about this when you read it, but without naming names, this was done so well. It actually made sense with both the world, and the precedent. Plus it gave my poor heart a break because SOMEONE DECIDED EVERY SHERWOOD STORY WOULD BE TRAGIC OR SOMETHING.
And now, the awards for the remainder of Sherwood:
Aislyn Steng gets the award of Best Title. When I first heard the title of Assassin’s Day, I imagined it as exactly something I’d pick out of a bookshelf. It’s just…SO COOL! Is there a better way to describe it? It’s just the type of epic title I could tell my friends and they’d instantly want to hear more.
To Ana Brent and Broken, I give the award Writing Most Likely to Prompt Questions of “Are You Okay” When One Makes the Mistake of Reading This in Public. That’s not a mouthful at all. But I started Chapter 1 in a hotel lobby the night before a debate tournament, and I completely zoned from the rest of my club there. Three people over the course of the evening came over to me and asked if I was okay–clearly concerned with my anger for Niko, my sorrow for Nino, and the when-can-I-give-you-a-hug-oh-and-also-a-good-life for Ren.
To Ethan Conley and Vote Vladimir, the award is Best Pictures Ever. I know this isn’t strictly novel related, but without fail you would provide a hilarious hamster picture for each chapter that would make me grin whenever I saw them.
Grace Aukerman with Star Gazing: Best Full Circle. I’m a fan of any light metaphor, but your usage of it is so excellently delivered. It begins with a single light and four people. The room is first described in a sort of empty way, but Star Gazing ends with anything but:
“A single light bulb hung from the ceiling, casting a warm glow on the four faces around the table, and a warm glow was alight inside their souls.”
For Greta Renee, the author of the amazing poetry collected under And He Called Her Woman, the award of Hardest Worker. Not to dis everyone else…but I honestly don’t think anyone in Sherwood could deny this. You wrote 40 freaking poems, girl. I can’t even begin to imagine how draining that would be, but you made it through. Pretty much every other Sandbox assignment you were left to just figure something out, and you pulled through. Every. Single. Time. This one was my personal favorites: Sandbox 3, Moonglade Café. Oh yeah, before I forget, YOU ALSO WROTE A THESIS DURING THIS. And read 10 books repeatedly. Where can I find your time machine?
To Hope Hanson with The Great Dakota Writer’s Block, goes the award Best Film Score. The track you picked for your film score idea in Sandbox 8 was so lovely to listen to and incredibly fitting for your setting and story! Honestly, your Sandbox 8 was one of my favorites to read through, as everything worked so well with the stories.
James Dongilli, with Broken Bishop, gets Most Likely to Make Everyone Else Flail Around and Fail Try Their Best at Writing a Mystery. This award is in honor of our chaotic Round Robin *cough* Hood *cough* Story, Sandbox 10. Nothing like a time jump/flashback/narrative to kick off the wild ride!
For Katriana Danas Rivera, and her heartbreaker, Fake Love:
There are a lot of things I could say about Fake Love and how much I loved (ha) it. However, one thing really stood out about your story. Best Use of Formats. Maybe this isn’t strictly writing related either, but your formats never ceased to be great. The gifs of characters and attached songs really pieced the story together–especially for one set in such a visual culture as Hollywood.
For Lindsey Curtis, with A Different Fairy Tale: Best Twist Moment. Throughout the story I was laughing out loud, but this award took first for you because…that Chapter 9 ending. THAT CHAPTER NINE ENDING. I won’t spoil, but it gave me the best feeling of “wait whAT?!”
Micah Borger with Brenin of Llyr most definitely gets the award of Best Description. I don’t know how you do this, but the way you weave your words so effortlessly paints an amazingly clear picture. The extent of your ability really hit me in the perspective switching assignment, Sandbox 6. I used to be pretty good at Irish dance, and I had the feeling throughout that the dancing in the story was based on it to some extent. And then you actually said so! Irish dance isn’t the easiest to describe, but the rhythm and choice of your words gave me such a clear memory of it.
Oh, and I know this is a second award, and I’m only doing one per non-FF member, but I just had to: Most Likely to Inspire Us to Follow You to War. Most likely without question too.
Sela Mueller, Vera: Lady of Steel, for Best Closing Line:
“I feel cold.”
Once Upon A Time, I was happy. A naïve, careless, and free writer who knew not the pain of reality. And then Chapter 10 struck.
Okay I’ve been broken by books before, but Vera: Lady of Steel ended just so perfectly. Sometimes people end with tragedies for the sake of the tragedy. However, one of the most painful things of this ending was just how realistic it was. Not to mention how excellently it was written. You have my respect, Sela. :) And the pieces of my heart.
Susana Brucker, His Eyes: Best Quote. I ought to just let it speak for itself:
“The two girls hold each other for dear life, not caring about whoever watches, only knowing that if they let go they might fall apart.
They don’t fall apart. Life will always be a struggle but as long as they have each other holding the other one together they know they won’t fall apart.”
And last, but not even close to least: Victoria with You: Best Use of Something Technical for Something Heartbreaking. 2nd person is really hard to get right, but we can all agree when I say that you pulled it off effortlessly. My heart was torn enough, but the narrative switch put the last nail through the coffin. It makes your already amazing ending that more powerful, with such a personal, up close narration style.
Okay, I was wrong. Victoria wasn’t last. I just had to save the best for last.
Ms. Gaines, what award would be better than Biggest Inspiration? Not many teachers get me excited to write two assignments per week, but even through the ridiculously hard things *cough* no E’s *cough* it was worth it. Whether it was encouraging us, giving us life advice, or sharing librarian jokes, you deserve every imaginary and real award we could give you. Thanks for the best class ever.
Well. That took a while. But I can’t say enough how glad I am to have been in all your company this year. Creative Writing, pineapple and/or green juice, Tuesday mornings in general, and yes. Cat Shaving. Even Cat Shaving has a place in my heart now. Don’t know how it got to be a proper noun all of a sudden, but what can I say. At least Sherwood Forest can be remembered for how…unique we are.
A toast to you, Robin Hood and the Merry Students. Until next time.